April 2010
4 posts
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dear sophisticated and learned scientists and philosophers of the world,
why are gay men 100x cuter than straight guys? seriously? is that a joke? because i’m not laughing.
love,
every single vagina on earth
March 2010
1 post
have not posted since december
December 2009
1 post
reblog if you finally took care of that bitch that...
dumb slut
July 2009
8 posts
I NEED SOME DICK
OM NOM NOM NOM
“his eyebrows are like little monsters that want to swallow up the world and eat...”
– emma
seriously
i hate oatmeal. it tastes like someone chewed up paper and then crapped it out into a bowl and served it to me
MY COMPUTER SMELLS LIKE MAILMAN
I POOPED MY PANTS
SOMETIMES I POOP OATMEAL
YOU TASTE LIKE PAPER CLIPS
June 2009
16 posts
i will!!!!!!!
i will write echo’s story so everyone knows of her legacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok so this is the beginning of my vampire story
my name is echo elektra nissa pandora
i was a normal human being once, but then i was turned………..into a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!
i used to dress preppy, i would shop at american eagle and hollister, but since i became a gothic vampire, i can only dress in black. for example, today i wore a lolita dress with an a7x shirt on top with black lacy gloves and converse boots that went up to...
Listen
you've been going steady for a while, you're...
tittysprinkles:
they seem nice, treat you with respect and you guys are really hitting it off
you’ve had sex already, but you want to experiment. you want to fulfill your ultimate sexual desires. so you tell each other your fantasies. you rush in and at first you’re a bit embarrassed- you’re not sure what they’ll think. but they smiles and nod their head and you are instantly reassured. you...
women are only good for two things
makin me my goddamn sandwhich
and suckin on my goddamn penis
the romance novel me and cassie wrote
tittysprinkles:
1 dai i wuz walkin down da strete and den diz man walked up 2 me nd he wz liek HEY GURL nd i wuz liek WUT U WONT and den he sed UR WOMANHOOD nd i wz liek NEVER U POOPFACE MAN but den he wuz liek OH I WILL HAV IT WEDA U LIEK IT OR NAWT nd den he scuped me up in2 hiz arms
we wuz in da car nd he wuz liek WUT UR NAEM nd den i wuz liek MI NAEM IZ KOOLAIDONDREA nd den he wuz liek DAT...
i've searched every-goddamn-where
all of my internet resources and i can NOT find chester french’s album
i guess….i will have……to buy it…………
myspace is so stupid
adfasfd
i just ran out of microwavable chimichangas
all that’s left are burritos and those are gross
I NEED CHIMICHANGAS
oh girl
your updates are so deep and thoughtful
“i just woke up in a pool of drool. is it mine? i’m not sure”
you really just stun me with your poetic wordings
em
what’s ur lj
May 2009
26 posts
hey emma remember that time in ninth grade
where you had to read your paper in front of everyone and you passed out?
yep, that was hilarious
oh my god everyone
i have a tumblarity of 66!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m a tumblr celeb!!!!!
yay me
hey emma
tittysprinkles:
myvaginasmells:
just wondering how much can you bench
ahhhhhh way to make me feel bad cass, i don’t really like thinking about it
the most i can go is 180 and that’s like super duper pushin it
i’m a monster
lol you are a monster
it’s okay, because i love you anyways and it just means that when they legalize gay marriage you’ll be able to carry me around our...
hey emma
just wondering how much can you bench
today has been the most boring mothers day ever
on the internet all day, doing nothing but reading bad fanfiction and listening to spiderman play on the tv
i wonder what sex with multiple man is like
he can fill every hole
fuck our parents
lets go see it without em
i cant wait until tonight vic i cant waittttttt
COME PICK ME UP MEOW
stop rubbing my legs, vic
you’re making my uncomfortable
OH NO YOU DIDNT
OH NO YOU DIDN’T
hey vic
dont get too drunk gurl
we’re all going to go see star trek and you cant get boozed out of your mind
read this
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5041434/2/Changeling
i’m on chapter 2 so you’ll have to go backwards but LOL
some amazing excerpts:
“AW…Did I give the big bad Terminator a boo-boo?” He growled, murder in his eyes, and her own narrowed… “I’ll kill you, you little...
ugh
i just farted and it smelled REALLY bad
KITTEN
tittysprinkles:
myvaginasmells:
tittysprinkles:
SOMETIMES I GET YOUR CAREBEAR SHIRT OUT AND SMELL IT AND SILENTLY CRY INTO THE FOLDS OF THE SOFT COTTON
I WUV U
OH MY GOD VIC
WHEN I LEFT YOUR HOUSE I PUT ON YOUR SOFT SHIRT AND WRAPPED IT AROUND MY BODY AND CRIED INTO MY PILLOW INHALING YOUR MANLY MAN SCENT
I WUV U 2 4EVER
i can’t even fucking think of anything to say back
too many...
KITTEN
tittysprinkles:
SOMETIMES I GET YOUR CAREBEAR SHIRT OUT AND SMELL IT AND SILENTLY CRY INTO THE FOLDS OF THE SOFT COTTON
I WUV U
OH MY GOD VIC
WHEN I LEFT YOUR HOUSE I PUT ON YOUR SOFT SHIRT AND WRAPPED IT AROUND MY BODY AND CRIED INTO MY PILLOW INHALING YOUR MANLY MAN SCENT
I WUV U 2 4EVER