cassie

hey i just made this bc my friend emma told me to

Apr
23rd

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10th

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Apr
6th

Tue

dear sophisticated and learned scientists and philosophers of the world,

why are gay men 100x cuter than straight guys? seriously? is that a joke? because i’m not laughing.

love,

every single vagina on earth

Mar
14th

Sun

have not posted since december

Dec
30th

Wed

reblog if you finally took care of that bitch that was accusing you of rape and almost got you 20 years in jail

dumb slut

Jul
20th

Mon

OM NOM NOM NOM

Jul
7th

Tue

his eyebrows are like little monsters that want to swallow up the world and eat babies and rape women and shit

— emma

you have such talent, emma.

Jul
6th

Mon

i hate oatmeal. it tastes like someone chewed up paper and then crapped it out into a bowl and served it to me